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The Monthly Buffy Indulgence Returns!


Of the various MLTV efforts that have recently lapsed, none seems more criminal than snubbing my monthly coverage of the Buffy comic book series. This is easily explained though. The Faith-centric, Brian K. Vaughan-penned arc that wrapped up in December didn’t really do it for me, and when it comes to the Buff, if I have nothing nice to say, I’d rather not say anything at all. Then when the two one-off stories rolled out in January and February (the latter quite impressive and the former wholly confusing), I was just too heartbroken by any mention of the series to think about it for too long. You see, too many jaunts to the West Coast in the last six months left me without the means to hit the Buffy reunion at the Paley Festival last week, so blogging was just more salt for m’wounds. It will honestly haunt me for the rest of my life, but since it’s over, I can finally bring myself to discuss this latest development: earlier this month, Buffy dyked out.

Well, kinda. As you may have already read in any one of the many pubs who picked this up, in the 12th issue of the new Buffy series (the first of the Wolves at the Gate arc), Buffy and her right-hand slayer, Satsu, got naked and did naked things. Satsu had been revealed in the previous issue to be in love with Buffy and the supplier of the extremely cheese smooch that woke her up from that magic coma about a year ago. Buffy spurned her advances, explained that, in addition to the fact that she likes boys, bad things typically come to the ones who pursue her. Cut to the next issue when the two are found in bed together. Buffy is comically and typically frazzled, and over the course of a couple pages, nearly all of the Scoobies walk in on the pair. Shock, outrage, drooling fanboys and surprisingly speedy acceptance ensue.

Joss Whedon maintains that Buffy is not going to become a lesbian and that this move was just experimentation that evolved naturally. I’m not one to ever question the almighty Joss, but I am firmly in the camp of people not feeling this latest story. This is not because I’m a prude. I have a pretty laissez-faire attitude about sexuality. But this doesn’t seem natural for me at all, and Buffy, who by my estimates is at least 25 at this point, is getting a little old for the window where “experimentation” seems an acceptable excuse. Most importantly, she’s always really, really, really liked boys – to a fault! And no amount of loneliness or boredom seems like it could justify her switching teams for one night – especially when the other involved has genuine feelings. Buffy is supposed to be over using people.

I digress. What’s done is done, and no amount of gratuitous girl-on-girl is going to keep me from running to Midtown Comics the first Wednesday every month… even if I do occasionally fail to report on the developments. And developments, while we’re on the topic, showed up in spades in issue 12. Lesbian canoodling was accompanied by the return of Andrew and Dracula, and a troupe of magical Harajuku girl vampires, who can turn into animals and, um, fog, that stole Buffy’s super scythe. To get it back, the gang will be heading to Tokyo for the next three issues. We don’t know exactly how yet, but this will culminate in Buffy traveling through time to hang out/bitch fight with that future slayer from the comic book series I still haven’t read. It’s officially on my list of things to do.

Double Buffy Indulgence: November Edition


So I bailed on last month’s Buffy comic review/recap – mostly because I got carried away with other things and partly because issue seven was the first real disappointment of the series (though maybe “underwhelming” might be more fair). Anyways, Faith has donned a fake British accent and gone undercover at the estate of rogue slayer and super-villain Genevieve… to kill her. But as it so often happens with Faith, she’s straying from the mission and feeling the temptation of the high life, hoodlumery and possibly same-sex hanky panky. All of this would be fun if she wasn’t playing off of such a flat, annoying character. More >

Monthly Buffy Indulgence: September Edition

Remember when August was completely without a Buffy post? I don’t know about yours, but my tears were extra salty. Well, season eight returned today with the first part of No Future For You, the latest four issue arc. Joss Whedon, while involved with the story, has taken a backseat as just the producer and left writing duties to Lost‘s Brian K. Vaughan. I’m already nervous!

On top of that, this arc focuses on Faith, the wayward Slayer with a dodgy Boston accent and a penchant for stabbin’ – a character I have one serious issue with. The mere thought of any portrayal of Faith without Eliza Dushku’s bizarrely brilliant delivery is odd, if not completely disturbing. Of all the show’s cast members, I’ve always found her to be the most attached to her alter ego (possibly because she hasn’t really done anything else). Either way, double-nervous!

Well, my nerves subsided – due in large part Faith’s undercover status and fake British accent. This can’t be Dushku. Dushku doesn’t do accents. Not much happened, but here’s what we now know…

- Cleveland: actually a hellmouth and holder of the charming moniker “the mistake by the lake”
- The Buffy/Xander sexual foreshadowing continues and I come that much closer to heart failure
- Part of this season’s conglomerate of über-baddies is a rogue slayer who looks like Demi Moore circa Nothing But Trouble
- Faith still has issues

Vaughan does a nice job weaning us off Whedon; the writing doesn’t suffer for his absence at all. It’s also nice to know that these Faith and Giles-centric issues won’t completely abandon our Scoobies in Scotland. I’d prefer they focus on de-gianting Dawn and not on shirtless Xander, but beggers can’t be choosers.

Pick it up. It’s good. And if you’re remotely as lame as me, you’ll notice the cameo by The Doctor and Rose in the last few pages. Ugh, geek shame!

Monthly Buffy Indulgence: July Edition

It seems fitting that this month’s sidetrack into the world of television-related comic books fall on the first day of Comic-Con – which I unfortunately am not attending. One blessed week ahead of schedule, the fifth installment of the eighth season of Buffy the Vampire Slayer is on the shelves. It marks the first stand-alone issue and the last to be penned by Joss Whedon for an indefinite amount of time. Apparently a story he was quite anxious to tell, The Chain focuses on one of the unnamed faux-Buffys planted by the new council to keep evil on its toes. And if you’re at all familiar with the last season of Angel: no, it’s not the fun “Buffy”, hoing it up in Italy… it’s the emo “Buffy” who has to live in caves and be unceremoniously killed.

Just as he likes them, Joss’s anonymous heroine is strong, intelligent, selfless and ultimately tragic. It seems odd that after all of this time he still feels the need to deviate from the linear storytelling for a random parable of female empowerment. Isn’t this girl just another Buffy, Faith, River or Fray? Actually, she’s not. Unlike her predecessors, she exists in a vacuum – without friends, family, history and, given of the brevity of her cameo, she will never even have fans. Joss has tried to create characters that are truly alone in the past, but because of either his affection for them or the fans’, they never remain completely detached. This is the heroism he seems to like the best, the noblest of sacrifices, but this was the only way he could really tell it.

The Chain is brief but poignant. It’s not funny like the previous books, and our glimpses of familiar Buffyverse faces or mighty brief. As the pencils go, Paul Lee’s first stab at the new incarnation of the Buffy seems to be a bit more accurate than Georges Jeanty’s. Andrew and Vi (the red-headed, beret-wearing potential) show up in a hilarious infomercial aimed at educating new slayers, and for the first time in the series, comic book Andrew actually resembles Tom Lenk.

Buffy: Season Eight returns in early September with the first of a four issue arc that promises a lot of Faith, a lot of Giles and a lot of Cleveland (which, Liz Lemon, ain’t so hot). The Chain was an entertaining and heartfelt departure, but I’m much more interested in the folks I know and the story that matters. Futility is too depressing.

Monthly Buffy Indulgence: June Edition

It’s that time again! And for the three of you who share my excitement, I’m sure you’re just as giddy as I am. The rest of you can just come back tomorrow and seek comfort in the sad fact that the most stimulating part of my pop cultural life is officially on hiatus until August 1st.

The first arc of Buffy: Season Eight, The Long Way Home, concluded with the release of its fourth issue today. We last saw our heroes separated once again: Buffy and Xander in Scotland with mega-Dawn (seen at your left), Giles and Andrew in different parts of the world training cells of newbie Slayers and poor Willow abducted by evil post-rat Amy and a surprisingly still alive/still skinless Warren. Not so much a series of recaps like in the last three issues, the finale moved rapidly with two scenes coming to blows in one large battle and some much deserved exposition.

More than in the previous installments, Whedon’s signature puns, surrealism, gut-burning intensity and unexpected twists are all present. After over three months, it still feels like we’ve only gotten one episode’s worth of Buffy. But it’s been one of the best episodes ever. In a world where cult TV has to ignore its scattered genealogy to entice new viewers, it’s refreshing to see that Buffy still caters only to the fans – regardless of the venue.

Monthly Buffy Indulgence: May Edition

more than a little sluttyLast month’s installment of the Buffy Season Eight comic series left our heroine in a magically induced coma. Though just one of many cliffhangers, the excitement of seeing how Buffy would wake up paled in comparison to the prospect of seeing some classic Whedon dreamcapades.

Joss Whedon has always been quick to dramatize and exploit the absurdity of the human mind and the potential for truly outlandish subconscious activity – going so far as to devote an entire episode of Buffy to explore the goings on in deepest recesses of the four leads’ brains. Because of his heavy use of the subject matter, Buffy herself was often forced to rely on her dreams, on herself, to get to the bottom of her most dire circumstances. The comic book proves no exception to this tradition.

As funny as it was confusing, Buffy’s bizarre dream showcases the comic’s most impressive visuals thus far. After what might be the most amazing image ever drawn in all history on page three, Buffy falls through time and space, past hundreds of memories. George Jeanty’s renderings of classic Buffy moments and characters (and hilarious cameo by Whedon himself) seemed to raise the bar even higher for the series, but left me disappointed in the subsequent pages when Buffy started to look increasingly puffy, leaving her more closely resembling a post-rehab Britney Spears than Sarah Michelle Gellar. Despite that misstep, it’s his portrayal of Andrew (however brief his appearances remain) that continues to be the least convincing.

Now that we’ve been reunited with Willow, and she’s about to face-off with an old nemesis I was almost positive we’d never see again, I haven’t the slightest idea where he’s going with this story. But it’s going somewhere fast – The Long Way Home concludes next month, and with it, so does the first Whedon-penned portion of Season Eight.

Monthly Buffy Indulgence: April Edition

Today’s release of the second installment (episode!) of the new Buffy comic sees the return of even more characters and answers to a few lingering questions. Most exciting of all, Giles is back. He’s off in what looks like some eastern European capital, reflecting on his old way of life, training new slayers and drinking tea. Silly, predictable, British man.

The Long Way Home, Part II ups the ante with some significant violence and our heroine’s first major obstacle in unearthing the new conspiracy against her new legion of slayers. Xander remains the easiest transition to 2D (with his whimsical dialogue no longer being overshadowed by Nicholas Brendan’s rapid aging) and is thus far the hero of comic book Buffy. Though the most major development in the issue flirts a little too heavily with the cheesy, and opens the gate for a premature cameo, Joss’s story remains appropriately indulgent. He’s taking full advantage of his niche audience by treating fans to more geek culture references than ever before. But with so few precious frames in every issue, must we really devote two whole pages to Andrew’s ramblings on the introduction of new characters in Star Wars Episode VI?

In the end, I am led to one immaculate conclusion: in lieu of further questioning the medium or over-analyzing each issue, I’m resigning myself to blissful appreciation for what I’ve been given. Considering the obstacles of money and casting, Buffy on a grander scale is nearly impossible, and as TV Squad pointed out after issue one, this is could be the best way for the show to return. Issue #1 was fantastic. Issue #2 is crazy-awesome. And as we progress, I’m confident the quality will get, well, exponentially prefixy.

The Long Way Home, Part I

Part 1
It took almost the whole of the two years since Joss Whedon’s announcement that Buffy the Vampire Slayer would get an eighth season in comic book form* for me to reconcile reading it. Though I’m confident in his abilities (Joss penned for the first arc and crafted the plot outline of the entire run), I am one of the few fans who was utterly content with the way almost everything was wrapped up. I didn’t see the need to open old wounds, kick dead horses or alter my perfect memories. After all, I have spent the majority of my life suffering from an unhealthy obsession with this character and the thought of voluntarily seeing her go through any more misery (without the payoff of an extravagant film), just seemed too risky.

As I should have known, and as anyone might have predicted, I caved several months ago when plot details, cover images and Whedon quotes started popping up online. The Buffy-shaped hole in my heart has been vacant for too long and I’ll fill it with anything you’ll toss my way – even if it involves subjecting myself to comic book people for the second time in less than a month.

And so I bit the bullet, found a quiet space in my office, and absorbed the first bit of Buffy canon that’s been thrown my way since the mediocre, severely misleading, final season of Angel. We reunite with Buffy a year or so after the destruction of Sunnydale, commanding one squad of the Slayer army, and kicking some serious ass. Here’s where the bittersweet starts to kick in. Joss Whedon loves comic books as a medium because they allow the creator to pull crazy stunts – too impractical or expensive for film or television. Seeing Buffy dive off of a helicopter into an ancient Scottish cathedral and start wrastling demons five times the size of anything we saw on the show is as exciting as it is sad. It makes me nostalgic for a visually sumptuous Buffy that I never saw on TV and I’m certain I’ll never be lucky enough to see in film. Falling somewhere between books and TV, comics eliminate the need to rely on imagination but don’t allow for complete visual saturation. It’s something I respect, but as a medium, it falls into a grey area that I traditionally avoid.

But for roughly the next two years, I will be very much in the grey. And if this issue is setting the standard, that’ll be just fine with me. The Long Way Home started warming my cockles about five pages in, when my hands stopped shaking long enough to fully indulge in the glory of Joss Whedon’s dialogue. There is nothing happening on these pages that couldn’t have easily happened on the show, and none of the words written would sound unnatural coming out of cast-members’ mouths. Even one of the new slayers is written in a bizarre Irish/Cuban/German accent like the dearly departed (and hilariously portrayed) Kendra.

slightly more voluptuous on paper

The comic is not without its flaws. The potentials are still there, but now there are thousands and they’ve more or less fulfilled their potential. I’m all about female empowerment, but can the other slayers not speak – like mute, violent lady-monks? I’m also not too pleased with the fact that Buffy isn’t frolicking through the hills of her puppy farm with a newly mortal Angel (as I had imagined her fate), but I doubt that storyline could stretch for 22 issues. Buffy still has her ennui, and changing the world is taking a lot more work than she’s hoped for.

So while nothing is perfect, this comes ridiculously close. And with a once irrelevant Scooby given an amusing and unexpected storyline, long-forgotten characters assuming unique and villainous roles and so many others still waiting in the wings, Buffy Season Eight looks to be a new monthly highlight; more exciting than what’s on TV these days, but probably never as great as what we once had.

*pardon the deviation from the orthodox, but it’s TV to me.