In the year 2013, Katherine is a part of the inner circle of housewives. Gabby is fat, has two fat children, and her skin does not seem to be faring well from the years and years of excessive makeup. Bree is some sort of Martha Stewart-esque celebrity with a fondness for dressing like a Victorian […]

Who in their right mind would run out on this guy? He’s smart, he’s funny and I find no shame in admitting that he’s also the darlin’est thing on basic cable. Well, the one person we know did drop Shawn like a bad habit is is mother. She went AWOL at some point […]

If ever there was an opportunity for a very special ABC crossover of Extreme Makeover: Home Edition and Desperate Housewives, this has to be it. But as much as I’m sure Edie Britt and Ty Pennington would probably hit it off, that is thankfully not the case. The above photograph is just the […]

I’m don’t know when my love for Desperate Housewives became such a cross to bear. Few instances come to mind where a TV backlash was so immediate, lingering and fairly unwarranted. It would make sense if the first season had set a precedent of something other than soapy antics and an almost pandering […]

Keeping with the grand tradition they’ve built, ABC’s season finales were over-hyped and completely underwhelming. Some weren’t half bad (Desperate Housewives), while others were completely despicable (Ugly Betty). Regardless of the quality of send-offs, I’m just relieved to take a break from the network for a few months. It’s not that I […]

Conceiving a child while starring in your own a primetime series has got to be a pain in the ass. And when above chest shots and strategically placed pillows no longer cut it, and babies start popping out, you’re left with just one painful option - an annoying and poorly explained absence.
Marcia Cross has always […]