The night’s big TV winners were Extras and Mad Men, taking home Best Comedy and Drama respectively. Jeremy Piven nabbed Supporting Actor after three previously unsuccessful nominations (now, really?), Samantha Morton won Supporting Actress for that TV movie I’m pretty sure nobody saw, Glenn Close secured Actress in a Drama (no surprise here) and David Duchovny blew my mind by winning Actor in a Comedy. Billy wasn’t surprised though. After all, the Foreign Press loved The X-Files. Most bittersweet of all were the wins for Tina Fey (Actress in a Comedy) and Jon Hamm (Actor in a Drama). I bet their acceptance speeches would have been pretty flippin’ adorable.

I’m neither pleased nor upset with any of the winners or losers, because this year just didn’t seem real. I am, however, infuriated with the utter lack of reverence given to the honorees by NBC’s laughable telecast. I don’t imagine The First Cousin’s emceeing was aired anywhere else in the world (you don’t count, Canada), but if it was, my shame for our country’s image is officially off the charts.

For Billy and Nancy’s most quotable moments of absurdity, check out Maureen Ryan’s gracious transcription over at The Watcher.