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Torchwood‘s Second Season: Sexier, Sadder

Thursday, January 24th, 2008


The BBC America debut of Torchwood was the most successful launch in the network’s history. They responded by giving their audience a treat that’s more foreign than the programming itself – a near-simultaneous broadcast of the new season on both sides of the Atlantic. If you’ve ever been a fan of UK exports, you know what I mean. Whether it be because of copyright issues, laziness or residual spite from the mother country, most British TV that makes it here at all is forced to sit in customs or TV purgatory for months before it airs on American tubes… apparently until now. I didn’t exactly like the first season of Torchwood. Not as much as I wanted to like it anyways. But my desire to love it kept me watching, and despite the mediocre premiere and even less compelling finale, there were enough solid episodes in between to bring me back. The promise of James Marsters didn’t hurt their case either.

The second season (premiering Saturday at 9PM) begins with the group trying to take out a alien/demon without their fearless leader who disappeared at the end of the last season. (My Buffy eyebrow is officially raised.) Just when things are at their most dire… Jack reappears to save the day and drop an obligatory wink and “did ya miss me?” They did, but like all sidekicks, they’re still bitter he left in the first place. James Marsters shows up dressed as some sort of alien drum major before any of this is addressed. Masters’ character (John) and Jack engage in an obligatory make out session before their lust escalates to a well choreographed ass-kicking as Blur plays in the background. It’s possibly the hottest thing ever put on television, but the allusions to Marsters’ TV roots go a little past flattery.

After the initial canoodling, Jack goes on to make passes at both Gwen and Ianto, and we resume the sexual seesaw that is Torchwood. This rampant and insincere bisexuality might actually be offensive if it wasn’t so depressing. The lamentable portrait of Jack, the immortal hero, as a lonely wonderer, drawn to working with a team but aware that he’s always a few inches too far to ever really connect with burns almost every scene in the season premiere. What he doesn’t know is that his team is no better off than he is. They hump each other to find solace from their dark line of work, but all they do is alienate each other and themselves.  It’s like a subtle, twisted argument for abstinence.

Torchwood has admittedly reinvented itself this season. The writing is sharper, the actors are more comfortable with their characters, the production quality is far superior and the humor is… existent. There’s also this slight and unexpected shift in tone. Sexuality that was soapy camp is now dark and slightly desperate. This change coincides with the characters’ acceptance and even the temptation of their own mortality – an inevitable watershed in most science fiction series. It’s curious that the Torchwood team would find themselves at this place so soon in their run, but the show’s rapid maturity doesn’t seem to be anything but an improvement.

Weekend TV: I Want Your Sex

Friday, September 21st, 2007


Three weeks into the football season and one week shy of the return of our network favorites, this weekend might be your last chance to check out some of cable’s recent offerings before both of your box’s tuners are otherwise ocupado. I’m referring to two shows in particular: BBC America’s run of Torchwood and HBO’s new relationship exposé, Tell Me You Love Me. Though one is about alien hunters and the other is about couples with issues, they have one thing in common: lots and lots o’ sex.

I wanted to review Torchwood in week one, but the pilot wasn’t remotely sexy – and that’s what has earned the show most of its buzz. That changed in the second episode when we met an alien that fed off of sex with humans until they were reduced to pile of dust. Not what you’d expect from a Doctor Who spin-off, but it’s what we got. DW veteran “Captain” Jack Harkness (John Barrowman) leads this small cast as they try to make the streets of Cardiff safe … and he’s more than happy to sleep with anyone who looks at him right. There are a couple of reasons to tune into this one. Barrowman’s real life sexuality is shared by his alter ego, and Torchwood’s willingness to show their lead in comprising positions with both men and women is definitely a first. The show is also entertaining as hell and captures the sublime amalgam of comedy, camp and drama that has made the new Doctor Who such dynamic programming. Either way, I’m sure the folks at Sci Fi are kicking themselves for not securing the rights to this one.

As for Tell Me You Love Me, it’s impossible to mention the show without making sex the focus of the discussion. The story of three troubled couples and the therapist they share, TMYLM aims to shed an unforgiving light on intimacy. And they accomplish this… by showing testicles. Creator Cynthia Mort maintains that the graphic sex and nudity is just there for heightened realism, but it’s actually quite distracting and, in many scenes, horrifying. Besides, is there ever any sex or nudity in film and TV that isn’t gratuitous?

That’s not to say it’s bad. Where the documentary style filming and elderly bjs are tiresome, the acting and character development (especially on the part of the women) is remarkable. Most interesting of all might be Carolyn (Lost veteran Sonya Walger). The British actress plays a woman desperate for babies with the steely resolve of a vampire on the prowl. Her ignorance of how she’s destroying her marriage with her quest to brood is hard to watch but even harder to turn away from. Also noteworthy is Katie (Profiler’s Ally Walker), whose sexless marriage and resulting loss of gender is like watching a car accident in slow motion. She’s so consumed with her role as mother; she doesn’t even remember how to be alone.

Torchwood (BBC America; Saturday; 9PM) is fun, and Tell Me You Love Me (HBO; Sunday; 9PM) is kind of fascinating. Neither are required viewing, but both are worth checking out.