Last week I moved across the country just to be close to the buzzing heart of television. In the long run, this is awesome. In the short run, I am without cable for at least another week and going slightly crazy because of it. So as all of you enjoyed your homemade Sunday dinners with a backdrop of hi-def nudity, gore and homoeroticism on HBO, I was eating out of a cardboard box from the Whole Foods salad bar during the free bible channel’s grainy encore presentation of Fireproof. You lazy east coasters cannot possibly upload a torrent of tonight’s True Blood fast enough.
At least there’s this, Snoop Dogg’s awful(ly amazing) ode to Sookie. It may have already been on the internet for days, but my reaction time is going to be on the slow side while I keep trying to get this baby back off the ground.