Reality Week: Work Out Returns

April 16th, 2008


“These are the hands of Michelangelo…”

It still doesn’t make sense, but it sure as hell never stops being funny. I love how much the cast of Work Out loves themselves. Jackie’s narcissism, Rebecca’s narcissism, Jesse’s narcissism and Brian Peeler’s über narcissism are kind of confusing in how they’ve survived two seasons of seeing how atrocious they can appear on camera, but you’ve got to admire them for soldiering on. Especially those trainers, who, for all of their complaining, really have no problem orbiting around Jackie Warner like the radiant lesbian sun she is.

They do love her. They also love to hate her. As long as they’re talking about her, their emotions are pretty much an afterthought. Rarely do you see a crowd of people so deeply consumed by one person. Obviously, this has a lot to do with the fact that their minor fame hinges on their relationship with the owner of their gym and the star of this show. But Jackie’s thrall reaches more than just her employees though. A startling number of articles came out about the many folks who cannot get enough of her just before the premiere of the third season.

… A season that has one big problem. New people! New people with no reverence for Jackie or a desire to talk about her! I cannot abide these folks and I request their removal immediately. Other than Jackie’s sweet new assistant, all three additions to the Sky Sport staff seem unnecessary and lack any semblance of a personality – catty or otherwise.

They are fun to look at though. And, after all, the real success of Work Out is that it’s one of the only shows on television that does not facilitate laziness. It’s impossible to watch these hot bodies and not be at least a little motivated. And if they can spare just a handful of viewers the pain of being unfit and the absurd cost of a Sky Sport membership, isn’t it all worth it?

Reality Week: The Paper

April 15th, 2008

Of the countless reality series chronicling life in high school to pop up in the past couple of years, none looked like it would more closely resemble my own secondary education than The Paper. Not because I was on the school newspaper (I totally was), but because no other show has chosen to focus on the neurotic, obsessive and socially inept. Those Laguna Beach kids may have lacked substance, but at least they were well put together. And in high school, that’s all that matters.

The Paper goes beyond exploitative entertainment and actually charms in its honest portrait of how insufferable it is to be this age, regardless of status. The cruelty, the confrontations and the backstabbing that you’re used to seeing from the more popular set are just as prevalent in this crowd as they are in any, and the tone is a strange amalgam of Spellbound (2002 spelling bee doc and aspergers exposé) and either of the High School Musicals. The latter is accomplished with the help of Amanda, the (spoiler!) editor in chief.

Amanda’s need to constantly talk or sing and her unholy drive make her the most annoying character on the series, but her staff’s treatment of her also makes her the most endearing. She probably deserves a comparison to Election‘s Tracey Flick, just without the tendency for sexual manipulation. The rest of the cast is even more easily labeled. There’s the silent second in command (who’s probably the most likely to go on as a journalist); the snotty girl who’s probably a few social rungs above the rest of them but a few too short to be a cheerleader; her oafish boyfriend whose motivation for joining the paper is purely carnal; and a budding homosexual with a penchant for dramatics. I guess there are a few others, but I lied about easily labeling them. They’re wallpaper.

The first episode comes together so well, it seems odd that no one thought to capitalize on this idea before. Everyone who’s ever been on a newspaper or yearbook staff, or been in close proximity to their classrooms, knows that these extracurriculars breed a kind of crazy unlike anything else you find in high school (with the notable exception of drama kids, but that’s been overdone and isn’t remotely as relatable for adults). Thankfully, The Paper looks to be an accurate representation of this, as well as a reliable source of meltdowns, feuding and ADD – all the while sparing us the gratuitous references to Los Angeles clubs, restaurants and stylists we’ve never heard of that plague certain other series. It may actually bring back a touch of authenticity to MTV’s prefab prime time lineup.

Reality Week: ¡Viva Hollywood! Está Loco

April 14th, 2008


Within the first five minutes of Vh1′s ¡Viva Hollywood! I realized that I know nothing about Hispanic American popular culture. Almost just as soon it became clear that my life is seriously suffering for that fact. The show is the newest in a crop of reality competitions debuting on the cable network this month, and it follows 12 aspiring latino actors vying for their big break in telenovelas. I avoid “celebreality” like the plague, but there’s something strangely authentic about a bunch of catty amateurs duking it out for an opportunity to join an industry not known for its great talents. Also, the floating head of some famous transvestite psychic pops up occasionally to explain the shows many challenges.

For one hot minute of my adolescence, I was in love with telenovelas. I found the idea of sensationalized smut in a foreign language to be a worldly and wildly entertaining cultural outlet. But you can only watch so many seemingly arbitrary face slaps before just getting frustrated with your own ignorance. Had I been exposed to Dora The Explorer as a child, maybe my obsession would have stuck, but I am a product of the 80s. It’s a wonder I can ever speak English.

Now, however many years later, that obsession could very well be revived. Every element of ¡Viva Hollywood!, from the challenges, to the scantily clad cougar judge, to the ridiculous things people accidentally say when they’re speaking a second language is so fall on the floor funny, I can barely stand it. Even the eliminations are groundbreaking in their ludicrousness (you know, by reality standards). The contestants have to go into a confessional booth and basically curse the one they want to face elimination – but not without begging god’s forgiveness before they go. Then, after the bottom two perform some impromptu, tear-sodden soliloquy, the judges play a video of them acting in a fight scene. Whoever dies in the scene must go. “Esta muerto!”

I won’t pretend that there are any redeeming qualities to this show, or that any of you would be bettered by watching it, but it isn’t often that I am legitimately surprised by how entertaining something is. ¡Viva Hollywood! delivers. This extremely long trailer doesn’t even begin to do it justice, but you get the idea.

Mikey Likes TV Presents: Reality Week!

April 14th, 2008


If I’m not mistaken, your face is looking a lot like this right about now. “No posts in weeks, and he’s returning with five solid days of reality coverage and reviews?” I know, I know, it seems like a dumb idea considering all of our scripted friends are finally up and running, post-strike. But this is a HUGE week for reality TV. Guilty pleasures are returning, old favorites are calling it a day and there’s finally a show exploiting the hilarious horrors of high school newspapers. Sit back, relax and prepare to register as little brain activity as possible without actually requiring life support. It’s MLTV’s first Reality Week!

Linkin’ Blogs: The TV Blog Coalition, April 13

April 13th, 2008

So many favorites are back! 30 Rock, The Office, Bones and, before you know it, we’ll even be getting an extra-speedy US run of Doctor Who. Read about them and others…

  • Buzz reminisced about the greatest game shows of the late ’80s and early ’90s — anyone remember I’m Telling? (Buzz Sugar)
  • This week Sandie teases us about her visit of the set of Moonlight with a picture of Alex O’Loughlin and of Jason Dohring, as well as a clip from Alex O’Loughlin’s interview. There will be more to come soon! (Daemon’s TV)
  • Getting excited about the return of Doctor Who? Anna celebrates by remembering what made the third season so great. (Pop Vultures)
  • Bored now? Kill a few minutes of your day fantasizing about your own TV network. (RTVW)
  • Carrie Underwood singing George Michael? Sure, why not, it’s for charity. (Scooter McGavin’s 9th Green)
  • Vance outlines some better alternatives to popular (but bland) shows. Watch Everybody Hates Chris instead of According to Jim. Watch Bones instead of NCIS/CSI:Pick you city/Numb3rs. It’s for your own good. (Tapeworthy)
  • While Jace was thrilled for the return of 30 Rock and The Office this week, he caught up on reading pilot scripts, including ABC’s Good Behavior, from Veronica Mars creator Rob Thomas. (Televisionary)
  • What in the world? Dan writes a letter to God wondering why Project Runway is making the switch from gay wonderland Bravo to housewife haven Lifetime. (TiFaux)
  • Ashley evaluated TV’s best villains and you may be surprised who made the list. (Tube Talk.)
  • The TV Addict uncovers ABC’s top-secret programming strategy for MEN IN TREES [The TV Addict]
  • Raoul talks to Sharon, a.k.a. Barbie, from “Hell’s Kitchen” (TV Filter)

Linkin’ Blogs: The TV Blog Coalition, April 6

April 6th, 2008

A variety of important things aired on TV this week. Like Galactica, Galactica, Galactica… and, oh wait, Galactica!

  • Thought last week’s pilot quiz was too easy? Buzz threw down the gauntlet again this week with Spot the Fake Pilot: Reality Edition. (BuzzSugar)
  • Even though he wouldn’t spill the identity of the final Cylon, the TV Addict highly recommends you check out our interview with BATTLESTAR GALACTICA’s Jamie Bamber [The TV Addict]
  • This week we took a look at some pictures from the new post-strike episode of Moonlight. (Daemon’s TV)
  • Pacey and Joey sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G! Find out the other four TV couples that make Rae weak in the knees. (RTVW)
  • Scooter did not have a chance to watch the new season of Battlestar Galactica, but his sourses tell him it was frakking good. (Scooter McGavin’s 9th Green)
  • Vance thinks he might just move to Alaska if everything in life there is really as wonderfully dreamy as it is on Men In Trees (Tapeworthy)
  • This week, Jace interviewed Battlestar Galactica‘s Katee Sackhoff (and watched the new season), sent an open letter to Hell’s Kitchen overlord Gordon Ramsay, and–in light of new Dollhouse casting–wondered just what ever happened to Joss Whedon’s Buffy spin-off Ripper. (Televisionary)
  • Nerd alert! Dan surveyed TV nerds from My So-Called Life‘s Brian Krakow to 30 Rock‘s Tina Fey to see who’s a nerd and who is actually cooler than you are. (TiFaux)
  • After watching this week’s How I Met Your Mother, Jennifer explored the “Ted Mosby Is a Jerk” Web site, rallied for a Robin/Barney romance and got nostalgic for Doogie Howser, M.D. (Tube Talk)
  • Raoul interviewed Katee Sackhoff from Battlestar Galactica. (TV Filter)

Linkin’ Blogs: The TV Blog Coalition, Mar. 30

March 30th, 2008

Pushing Daisies blasphemy? Thoughtful analysis of the those depressing New York housewives? More Rainn Wilson than you can shake a Schrute buck at? We’ve got them all right here, so link your brains out.

  • With pilot season finally kicking into gear, Buzz wondered if you could tell the real pilots from the fakes. (BuzzSugar)
  • This week, Sandie proclaimed her love for Doctor Who and Torchwood. (Daemon’s TV)
  • Pop Vultures looked back at the first nine episodes of Pushing Daisies and risked inciting an angry mob by saying some unkind things. (Pop Vultures)
  • Rae finally shares her “Adopt A Writer” interview with writer Lisa Klink whose TV credits include Star Trek: Voyager, Earth: Final Conflict, and Painkiller Jane. (RTVW)
  • For legal reasons, Scooter cannot tell you what his latest album review was, but here is a hint: The band’s name rhymes with basketball great Charles Barkley. (Scooter McGavin’s 9th Green)
  • Vance thinks there is finally a competition starting on American Idol. (Tapeworthy)
  • Dan found an article on Ryan Seacrest that is one of the most disturbing portraits he’s seen in a good long while. (TiFaux)
  • This week, Jace took advance looks at HBO’s Summer Heights High and Showtime’s Tracey Ullman’s State of the Union and was overjoyed to chat with 30 Rock‘s Tina Fey and The Office‘s Greg Daniels and Rainn Wilson. (Televisionary)
  • To celebrate the return of The Office on April 10, Jennifer had the chance to chat with executive producer Greg Daniels and actor Rainn Wilson. She got Daniels to spill on whether Karen will be back, and there’s plenty of other spoilery scoop, too. (Tube Talk)
  • The TV Addict imagined what a Michael Sara reunion might look like on PRISON BREAK! (the TV Addict)
  • Kate decided that The Real Housewives of New York City is the darkest show on television (TV Filter)

In Treatment: Long, Depressing & Weird (But in a Good Way)

March 28th, 2008


Something I’ve learned over the last nine weeks: If you stare at Gabriel Byrne’s face for long enough, it begins to look grossly asymmetrical. Seriously, that right eye has got to be about a half an inch lower than the left one. (Maybe from all of that thoughtful nodding?) Then again, 43 episodes of In Treatment in just two months may have taken their toll on my mind’s ability to see images and process information. I watched them all. And I am quite exhausted.

In Treatment‘s greatest success was the subtle manner in which they shifted the attention from Paul‘s patients to Paul himself. Clearly he was the star, but the first week or so offered just a few glimpses of his own character. By the end, I was just looking at everyone else through his eyes and how it all related to his own crumbling life. The first season didn’t really do much to clear up any of the debris, and Friday’s finale ended on an almost sickeningly ambiguous note. Not that I really mind or expected anything more. The only loose thread that really upsets me is his relationship with his wife. As for his patients and his own therapist, their stories tied together quite nicely – even though most of them were razor blades next to the bathtub depressing.

Laura grew on me, mostly just because I fell in love with Melissa George’s speaking voice. At first I sort of looked at her as a manipulative hussy, but when Paul started pursuing her after she left therapy, I realized how protective I’d become of her. She figured out more about herself than anyone else in the series, and she deserves a lot better than to be with a man several decades her senior who’d always have some sort of unethical thrall over her. Hopefully she’ll get that now that he put the kibosh on it.

Alex died. He sure was a creep, but that may not have been entirely his fault. Also: he was totally gay right?

Sophie seemed to mature unrealistically fast for someone of her age, unfortunate circumstances and fragile mental state. My interest in actress Mia Wasikowska waxed and waned over the course of the series, but that has a lot to do with my inability to ever fully embrace child actors. It’s always hard to tell if they’re playing angst well or if they’re just annoying. The unusual bond she formed with Paul by their final session was one of the few heartwarming moments the dark series afforded, so I’ll thank her for that.

Jake and Amy decided to divorce. This breaks my heart because they were both so messed up, being together seemed like the only way they wouldn’t end up alone. Amy’s hysterics in week six and Jake’s emotional collapse in week seven were my favorite scenes of the entire series. Leaving them in such a broken state, as individuals and as a couple, was probably inevitable, but it still hurts.

Gina got less important as the weeks passed and they weren’t as strict in keeping to the real-time sessions. Her relationship with Paul wasn’t as developed as it really could have been, and insights into her past were just whack-you-over-the-head allusions to Paul’s situation. Also, in reference to her own crush on a patient, I will have nightmares of Dianne Wiest saying “I wanted to eat him up!” for many years to come.

Watching In Treatment certainly was an experience – one I don’t think should necessarily be repeated in a second season but one that I appreciated and kind of changed the way I think of storytelling.

Will The Crystal Ball Clear Up Six Weeks Early?

March 27th, 2008


For anyone who reads this blog with any regularity, it’s probably no surprise to hear that I’ve been throwing up a little in my mouth on a daily basis since the fate of Friday Night Lights sunk back into uncertainty. I love my favorite show. I want it to come back more than just about anything. And none of this promising news will appease me until everything is said and done and the cast and crew are back in Austin doing what they do best.

So if FNL does return, it’s going to be a part of some crazy cost-sharing deal between NBC and DirectTV. This will be another one of the many “landmark” moves you hear so much about these days because TV has gone crazy. Not that I’m complaining. I don’t care who’s paying for or it or what channel it’s on, as long as it’s actually on. And it’s looking like it will be. Everyone has been saying it, including some of the stars. I’ve even spoken with people at NBC who say it’s a done deal and that they’re just waiting to make the announcement. That announcement could come as soon as this Wednesday when NBC holds its pseudo-upfront. I’ve been deceived by the TV gods many times before, so forgive me if I don’t hold my breath.

On the whole, I’m just really confused by how the Fall 2008 season is taking shape. There are pilots, but there wasn’t really a pilot season. There are upfronts, but there aren’t really upfronts. NBC is renouncing the idea of a TV “season.” And FOX is already letting their place on the ratings throne go straight to their head. Remember the good old days when new shows just magically appeared in September and people treated FOX like it was the UPN? Times sure have changed.

The Monthly Buffy Indulgence Returns!

March 26th, 2008


Of the various MLTV efforts that have recently lapsed, none seems more criminal than snubbing my monthly coverage of the Buffy comic book series. This is easily explained though. The Faith-centric, Brian K. Vaughan-penned arc that wrapped up in December didn’t really do it for me, and when it comes to the Buff, if I have nothing nice to say, I’d rather not say anything at all. Then when the two one-off stories rolled out in January and February (the latter quite impressive and the former wholly confusing), I was just too heartbroken by any mention of the series to think about it for too long. You see, too many jaunts to the West Coast in the last six months left me without the means to hit the Buffy reunion at the Paley Festival last week, so blogging was just more salt for m’wounds. It will honestly haunt me for the rest of my life, but since it’s over, I can finally bring myself to discuss this latest development: earlier this month, Buffy dyked out.

Well, kinda. As you may have already read in any one of the many pubs who picked this up, in the 12th issue of the new Buffy series (the first of the Wolves at the Gate arc), Buffy and her right-hand slayer, Satsu, got naked and did naked things. Satsu had been revealed in the previous issue to be in love with Buffy and the supplier of the extremely cheese smooch that woke her up from that magic coma about a year ago. Buffy spurned her advances, explained that, in addition to the fact that she likes boys, bad things typically come to the ones who pursue her. Cut to the next issue when the two are found in bed together. Buffy is comically and typically frazzled, and over the course of a couple pages, nearly all of the Scoobies walk in on the pair. Shock, outrage, drooling fanboys and surprisingly speedy acceptance ensue.

Joss Whedon maintains that Buffy is not going to become a lesbian and that this move was just experimentation that evolved naturally. I’m not one to ever question the almighty Joss, but I am firmly in the camp of people not feeling this latest story. This is not because I’m a prude. I have a pretty laissez-faire attitude about sexuality. But this doesn’t seem natural for me at all, and Buffy, who by my estimates is at least 25 at this point, is getting a little old for the window where “experimentation” seems an acceptable excuse. Most importantly, she’s always really, really, really liked boys – to a fault! And no amount of loneliness or boredom seems like it could justify her switching teams for one night – especially when the other involved has genuine feelings. Buffy is supposed to be over using people.

I digress. What’s done is done, and no amount of gratuitous girl-on-girl is going to keep me from running to Midtown Comics the first Wednesday every month… even if I do occasionally fail to report on the developments. And developments, while we’re on the topic, showed up in spades in issue 12. Lesbian canoodling was accompanied by the return of Andrew and Dracula, and a troupe of magical Harajuku girl vampires, who can turn into animals and, um, fog, that stole Buffy’s super scythe. To get it back, the gang will be heading to Tokyo for the next three issues. We don’t know exactly how yet, but this will culminate in Buffy traveling through time to hang out/bitch fight with that future slayer from the comic book series I still haven’t read. It’s officially on my list of things to do.